Ok, so first off I need to clarify. I do not nor have I ever condoned cheating, neither does hubby. This was merely a joke made by hubby not to offend anyone or give anyone any weird ideas.
Hubby: So, I was doing some calculations and when do you think you're due?
Me: December 23rd because I have 5 week cycles instead of the typical 4, but the doc says Dec. 16th because of my cycle dates.
Hubby: Ok, because if you're actually due on Dec. 16th, I was in Arizona (no where near our home state) and it's not possible unless you cheated on me.
Me: You never know (joking of course)
Hubby: If that baby comes out anything but white, I'm so leaving you.
Me: I can't believe you just said that! As if that would ever happen.
Hubby: O, I know, I'm just saying.
Me: Only you would say something like that.
Oh, the things he says. He knows I would never do that and we have a very trusting relationship, he just says goofy things form time to time. He never fails to surprise me.
Out of the mouth's of Husbands :-)
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Sounds just like something E would say.
This is so funny...and something that you would hear at our house! :)
we make joking comments like that all the time around here too, we know the other is only kidding though! :-)
Oh jeez... He kills me! ;) I could hear that at our house too! And OF COURSE he would do the calculations to figure that out! Would we expect less of an engineer?? :)
HAHAHAH. I love this!!!!
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