Felony
Innocent (her mother was in prison when she had her)
ABCDE (Pronounced: Ab-Ca-De)
La-a (Pronounced: La-dash-a)
Female (Pronounced: Fa-mall-a)
Shithead (Pronounced: shi-theede)
Cashe
Milionaire (yes, it's spelt wrong)
Verb
People, I can't make this stuff up! I'm sure there's more, but that's all I can think of for now. So to all you expectant mothers, wanna be mamas and already mamas.... I hope you're thinking twice about that precious name for your new child and because they will have it forever! I love unique names, but make sure that the child isn't embarrassed by their name someday, names truly do help make the person who they are! Happy Friday!
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funny - with a friend group of med students & residents, we often have this conversation as someone is always in the newborn unit. the most recent was a mother who saw "circumcision" on the birth certificate and liked it, so named her daughter that?!? seriously ... poor girl - she'll need a seriously good nickname to go by!
The one that I used to see ALL THE TIME at work was "Unique".
Also, a group of pregnant moms in rehab also all decided to name their babies "Nevaeh", which is heaven spelled backwards. I had like 20 Nevaeh's one year.
I've seen "Female" too.
My friend has a girl in her preschool class named Prynzess.
And my favorite is a story of an ER waiting room. They call the name "Liam" over and over again, and no one answers. Finally a woman says "I think you're calling my son, Yum. He's named after his father, William." Will-yum. Wow.
Oh.My.Gosh! These are soo terrible! Those poor children!!
Thanks for helping me decide on a name for my baby. I'm torn between Shithead and Deverbulous!
Wow! That is all there is to say!
Yet another reason some people SHOULD NOT be allowed to have children...
I heard of a child named "Thriller" before! Crazy :P
Hope :) xx
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My goodness. You have some awesome names there. Wow.
So you're saying I should probably refrain from the name Cashe Milionaire? Or is it better when combined? Hahaha.. these seriously are hilarious!
Yes! Girl, working in social work, you end up seeing SO many crazy names, right?!
Oh, and my fave is K-A - pronounced Kadasha - just like yours!!!!
Hey, I know Verb! He's a great kid, goes to my church. :) Actually that's how I found your blog, because I was trying to see if there was another one out there... apparently not.
Here's another couple names for you:
Mine's Crescentia, then my kids are
Cherokee
Raine
and Symphony is due in October.
Symphony is named after my sister, Harmony, and my aunt, Melody.
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